{"id":34718,"date":"2012-08-27T04:21:03","date_gmt":"2012-08-27T04:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/27\/whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-8\/"},"modified":"2012-08-27T04:21:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T04:21:03","slug":"whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/27\/whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-8\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/whyactlikeahuman.tumblr.com\/post\/30296073916\/iamthefirechild-whyactlikeahuman-well-on\">whyactlikeahuman<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/30295599411\/whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/whyactlikeahuman.tumblr.com\/post\/30295201452\/iamthefirechild-whyactlikeahuman-oh-she\">whyactlikeahuman<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Well, on the bright side, you were cursed with wings instead of, like, horns or something. I have a friend that would kill for some wings.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Horns I could manage! It\u2019s not the visibility of them. It\u2019s \u2026 it\u2019s the sensitivity of them. I can\u2019t be touched any more. Any of the things I\u2019m used to, I have to change.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Huh. Really? I guess that kind of makes sense to me; wings being sensitive. Are they permanent?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No, thanks all the gods and little demons. Three months. *buries her face in her hands* Three months where I can&#8217;t be touched, can&#8217;t have sex, can&#8217;t be who I&#8217;m used to being.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>whyactlikeahuman: iamthefirechild: whyactlikeahuman: Well, on the bright side, you were cursed with wings instead of, like, horns or something. I have a friend that would kill for some wings. Horns I could manage! It\u2019s not the visibility of them. It\u2019s \u2026 it\u2019s the sensitivity of them. I can\u2019t be touched any more. Any of the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/27\/whyactlikeahuman-iamthefirechild-8\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,140,3521],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34718"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}