{"id":34727,"date":"2012-08-27T02:29:46","date_gmt":"2012-08-27T02:29:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/27\/mischief-mistress-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2012-08-27T02:29:46","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T02:29:46","slug":"mischief-mistress-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/27\/mischief-mistress-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mischief-mistress.tumblr.com\/post\/30288794351\/iamthefirechild-mischief-mistress\">mischief-mistress<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/30288334741\/mischief-mistress-iamthefirechild-im-not-at\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mischief-mistress.tumblr.com\/post\/30286723079\/iamthefirechild-im-not-at-my-best-right-now\">mischief-mistress<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/30285521710\/mischief-mistress-iamthefirechild-started\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m not at my best right now either. But. Something I can help with? Maybe if I help you I\u2019ll quit kicking myself, hey?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cKicking yourself?\u201d Lex furrowed her brow. \u201cWhy are you doing that anyways? I\u2019m Lex, by the way. And help? Ooh, I don\u2019t think so.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m8itscbHWm1ruj8sj.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cOh, I\u2019m annoyed that I fell victim to a greyface spell. It\u2019s \u2026 more than a little disruptive, right now. My name is Summer.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cOh, greyfaces. I heard they\u2019re pretty nasty sometimes. I guess it\u2019s not a good moment for anyone here right now, Summer.\u201d Lex sighed. \u201cWhat have they done to you?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Her tone is utterly disgusted. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got \/wings\/.&#8221; There&#8217;s a sigh. &#8220;That sounds like a good thing, right? Except, I&#8217;m a very tactile person, and, um, apparently touching the wings is, um, sexual.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mischief-mistress: iamthefirechild: mischief-mistress: iamthefirechild: I\u2019m not at my best right now either. But. Something I can help with? Maybe if I help you I\u2019ll quit kicking myself, hey? \u201cKicking yourself?\u201d Lex furrowed her brow. \u201cWhy are you doing that anyways? I\u2019m Lex, by the way. And help? Ooh, I don\u2019t think so.\u201d \u201cOh, I\u2019m annoyed &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/27\/mischief-mistress-iamthefirechild\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3890,4230],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34727"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}