{"id":34821,"date":"2012-08-24T17:19:54","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T17:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/24\/cumberbuddy-shagmebenedict-no-one-gave-him\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T13:00:14","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T13:00:14","slug":"cumberbuddy-shagmebenedict-no-one-gave-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/24\/cumberbuddy-shagmebenedict-no-one-gave-him\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-34821 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/24\/cumberbuddy-shagmebenedict-no-one-gave-him\/attachment\/34822\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/08\/tumblr_m9830114jG1rvgeato1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cumberbuddy.tumblr.com\/post\/30048753204\/shagmebenedict-no-one-gave-him-a-second\">cumberbuddy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shagmebenedict.tumblr.com\/post\/30048422882\/no-one-gave-him-a-second-glance-and-then-they\">shagmebenedict<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cNo one gave him a second glance.\u201d And then they all collected their seeing-eye dogs and left.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019d have been the, \u201cFor gods sake Benedict, keep em on\u2026 Christ\u2026 Any excuse.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What in the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cumberbuddy: shagmebenedict: \u201cNo one gave him a second glance.\u201d And then they all collected their seeing-eye dogs and left. I\u2019d have been the, \u201cFor gods sake Benedict, keep em on\u2026 Christ\u2026 Any excuse.\u201d What in the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[168,27,3922],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34821"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34821"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34823,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34821\/revisions\/34823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}