{"id":34842,"date":"2012-08-22T19:52:32","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T19:52:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/22\/theclevercarrot-skijumpsally-microxcuts\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T13:02:07","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T13:02:07","slug":"theclevercarrot-skijumpsally-microxcuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/22\/theclevercarrot-skijumpsally-microxcuts\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/08\/tumblr_m5ou2veQkb1qephon.mp3'>tumblr_m5ou2veQkb1qephon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theclevercarrot.tumblr.com\/post\/28969314626\/skijumpsally-microxcuts-the-opening-for-the\">theclevercarrot<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/skijumpsally.tumblr.com\/post\/28969210117\/microxcuts-the-opening-for-the-thor-wii-game\">skijumpsally<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/microxcuts.tumblr.com\/post\/25198471211\">microxcuts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>The opening for the Thor Wii Game [Tom Hiddleston]<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Fuck me this is hot. I think I died\u2026.I also think I need to buy this fucking game!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No human being can sound this hot.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Young man, why is your voice not illegal? It&#8217;s a damn drug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tumblr_m5ou2veQkb1qephon theclevercarrot: skijumpsally: microxcuts: The opening for the Thor Wii Game [Tom Hiddleston] Fuck me this is hot. I think I died\u2026.I also think I need to buy this fucking game! No human being can sound this hot. Young man, why is your voice not illegal? It&#8217;s a damn drug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"audio","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1025,27,112],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34842"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34844,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34842\/revisions\/34844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}