{"id":34894,"date":"2012-08-21T02:55:04","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T02:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/21\/i-am-not-bothering-you-because-you-are-of-no\/"},"modified":"2012-08-21T02:55:04","modified_gmt":"2012-08-21T02:55:04","slug":"i-am-not-bothering-you-because-you-are-of-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/21\/i-am-not-bothering-you-because-you-are-of-no\/","title":{"rendered":"I AM NOT BOTHERING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO ME SINCE YOUR POWERS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME NOW COMMENSE WITH YOUR SITTING AND GIGGLING. ALSO BECAUSE I AM LOOKING FOR CUDDLES AND CUDDLES ONLY AND YOU DO NOT LOOK AS CUDDLY AS TONY TO ME."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, well, that&#8217;s your own error. Godmoding. Bah. I&#8217;m very cuddly, but since you&#8217;re all &#8212; standoffish, you won&#8217;t get any.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, well, that&#8217;s your own error. Godmoding. Bah. I&#8217;m very cuddly, but since you&#8217;re all &#8212; standoffish, you won&#8217;t get any.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,4,3238,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34894"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}