{"id":34948,"date":"2012-08-19T06:44:11","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T06:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/19\/gosuckmyscepter-dear-tom-hiddleston\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T13:10:35","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T13:10:35","slug":"gosuckmyscepter-dear-tom-hiddleston","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/19\/gosuckmyscepter-dear-tom-hiddleston\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-34948 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/19\/gosuckmyscepter-dear-tom-hiddleston\/attachment\/34949\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/08\/tumblr_m8yfrqsS1U1qdwrnqo1_12801-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/19\/gosuckmyscepter-dear-tom-hiddleston\/attachment\/34950\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/08\/tumblr_m8yfrqsS1U1qdwrnqo2_12801-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gosuckmyscepter.tumblr.com\/post\/29745013995\/dear-tom-hiddleston-massive-hiddles-feels\">gosuckmyscepter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dear-tom-hiddleston.tumblr.com\/post\/29740971816\/massive-hiddles-feels-areyoutryingtokillmetom\">dear-tom-hiddleston<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/massive-hiddles-feels.tumblr.com\/post\/29734426637\/areyoutryingtokillmetom-because-youre-too\">massive-hiddles-feels<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Areyoutryingtokillmetom?<\/p>\n<p>Because you\u2019re too fucking close right now. You just ruined my very last pair of ovaries.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>um you actually need to stop because this is not ok.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>all the panties\u2026. out the windooooooooooow\u2026..<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The little places where you missed shaving &#8230; and the heterochromia in your eyes &#8230; and the little curls in your hair .. and your eyebrows &#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\/dies and is dead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gosuckmyscepter: dear-tom-hiddleston: massive-hiddles-feels: Areyoutryingtokillmetom? Because you\u2019re too fucking close right now. You just ruined my very last pair of ovaries. um you actually need to stop because this is not ok.\u00a0 all the panties\u2026. out the windooooooooooow\u2026.. The little places where you missed shaving &#8230; and the heterochromia in your eyes &#8230; and the little &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/19\/gosuckmyscepter-dear-tom-hiddleston\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,3922,112],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34948"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34951,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34948\/revisions\/34951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}