{"id":34997,"date":"2012-08-15T22:31:38","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T22:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/15\/lost-prince-of-asgard-iamthefirechild-15\/"},"modified":"2012-08-15T22:31:38","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T22:31:38","slug":"lost-prince-of-asgard-iamthefirechild-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/15\/lost-prince-of-asgard-iamthefirechild-15\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lost-prince-of-asgard.tumblr.com\/post\/29468893016\/iamthefirechild-lost-prince-of-asgard\">lost-prince-of-asgard<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/29468585655\/lost-prince-of-asgard-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lost-prince-of-asgard.tumblr.com\/post\/29468434180\/iamthefirechild-lost-prince-of-asgard\">lost-prince-of-asgard<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/29467965222\/lost-prince-of-asgard-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Too kind, I\u2019m sure. *sweeps a slightly mocking bow* So, anything else I can do for you tonight, sweet lord?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One question. Do you happen to have any information on \u2018zombies?\u2019<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m8sblplFdE1rniv99.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Actually, I do. Um. Zombies are a catch-all term for a few related things. Basically a zombie is a brain-dead being. In most cases it\u2019s a fully dead being that is reanimated. Originally the idea was animation by magic, but these days it\u2019s usually thought to be a virulent disease of some kind. The magic kind usually have a master who raised them and controls them, but the disease kind tend to be more free. And weird.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, don\u2019t get bitten by one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m8sc2i41nc1rniv99.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It all makes sense now. Free\u2026a reasonless body that can spread a peaceful mind. Useless.<\/p>\n<p>I apologize. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m8sc88xNmq1rniv99.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*snickers a bit* Oh, there&#8217;s nothing peaceful about zombies. Masterless zombies are actually more dangerous; they just roam everywhere, looking for brains to eat. And they&#8217;re almost impossible to get rid of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lost-prince-of-asgard: iamthefirechild: lost-prince-of-asgard: iamthefirechild: Too kind, I\u2019m sure. *sweeps a slightly mocking bow* So, anything else I can do for you tonight, sweet lord? One question. Do you happen to have any information on \u2018zombies?\u2019 Actually, I do. Um. Zombies are a catch-all term for a few related things. Basically a zombie is a brain-dead &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/15\/lost-prince-of-asgard-iamthefirechild-15\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3073,4324],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34997"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}