{"id":35052,"date":"2012-08-13T03:34:40","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T03:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/13\/kitten-charles\/"},"modified":"2012-08-13T03:34:40","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T03:34:40","slug":"kitten-charles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/13\/kitten-charles\/","title":{"rendered":"kitten!Charles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/serenity-and-hope.tumblr.com\/post\/29312244373\/kitten-charles\">serenity-and-hope<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/29311299868\/kitten-charles\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/serenity-and-hope.tumblr.com\/post\/29310895409\/crying-with-laughter-poor-kitten\">serenity-and-hope<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m8obbk5U4d1rqz563.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Was I? I rather thought I had fun, though I just hope it doesn\u2019t catch up with me.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll still want that string.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The confusion in your little kitten brain, though! *smiles and drapes her braid over her shoulder* Will this be an acceptable substitute for string?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>[He declines politely, shaking his head and putting a hand up.]<\/em> Merely joking, my dear; I\u2019ve lost almost all of my catlike tendencies except the one that\u2019s rather fond of curling up to something <strong>warm<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>However, now that the whole mess is behind me, I can unhappily resume my task of shoveling through the mountains of paperwork it takes to run the school. <em>[He sighs tiredly and returns to his desk, sitting in his chair and resting his cheek on his knuckles as he thumbs through papers at an astounding rate.]<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*raises a eyebrow* May I offer a suggestion? Secretaries often help with that sort of work. You could hire someone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>serenity-and-hope: iamthefirechild: serenity-and-hope: Was I? I rather thought I had fun, though I just hope it doesn\u2019t catch up with me. I\u2019ll still want that string. The confusion in your little kitten brain, though! *smiles and drapes her braid over her shoulder* Will this be an acceptable substitute for string? [He declines politely, shaking his &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/13\/kitten-charles\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">kitten!Charles<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,4355,4347,4346],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35052"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}