{"id":35396,"date":"2012-08-01T16:56:20","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T16:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/01\/im-a-god-recalibrate-your-statistics\/"},"modified":"2012-08-01T16:56:20","modified_gmt":"2012-08-01T16:56:20","slug":"im-a-god-recalibrate-your-statistics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/08\/01\/im-a-god-recalibrate-your-statistics\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m a god. Recalibrate your statistics.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p>Tom Hiddleston, when asked,<\/p>\n<p><em>Seven people against one in the avengers&#8230; how is that fair?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a god. Recalibrate your statistics. Tom Hiddleston, when asked, Seven people against one in the avengers&#8230; how is that fair?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1433,112],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35396"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}