{"id":35799,"date":"2012-07-23T02:54:14","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T02:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/23\/long-story-short\/"},"modified":"2012-07-23T02:54:14","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T02:54:14","slug":"long-story-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/23\/long-story-short\/","title":{"rendered":"Long Story Short"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/siffed.tumblr.com\/post\/27806397676\/long-story-short\">siffed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/v-p-potts.tumblr.com\/post\/27806187872\/long-story-short\">v-p-potts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/i-am-the-firechild.tumblr.com\/post\/27805998236\/long-story-short\">i-am-the-firechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/v-p-potts.tumblr.com\/post\/27805502353\/long-story-short\">v-p-potts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>((Jane are you hitting your own head with a bottle\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway you know what this means<\/p>\n<p>TOUCH ALL OF TONY\u2019S STUFF.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m69bbkpamS1rr7i8ko2_250.gif\" width=\"160\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>((Can I sneak in and rewire the workshop? *.*))<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>((Yes. \u00a0NO. \u00a0WAIT. \u00a0Tony\u2019s workshop probably eats people that do that.))<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" height=\"211\" src=\"http:\/\/s1-02.twitpicproxy.com\/photos\/full\/607438760.gif?key=500211\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(( I just realized that this means all our men are leaving.<\/p>\n<p>WHILE THE BOYS ARE AWAY THE GIRLS MUST PLAY.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Also, I have no qualms about giving out my phone number either. ))<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>((FUCK yes. SLEEPOVER!))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>siffed: v-p-potts: i-am-the-firechild: v-p-potts: ((Jane are you hitting your own head with a bottle\u2026. Anyway you know what this means TOUCH ALL OF TONY\u2019S STUFF. ((Can I sneak in and rewire the workshop? *.*)) ((Yes. \u00a0NO. \u00a0WAIT. \u00a0Tony\u2019s workshop probably eats people that do that.)) (( I just realized that this means all our men &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/23\/long-story-short\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Long Story Short<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4495,63,4387,47,3437],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35799"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}