{"id":35848,"date":"2012-07-21T22:14:34","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T22:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/21\/stop-stop-chaos-get-teh-fuck-away-from-the\/"},"modified":"2012-07-21T22:14:34","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T22:14:34","slug":"stop-stop-chaos-get-teh-fuck-away-from-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/21\/stop-stop-chaos-get-teh-fuck-away-from-the\/","title":{"rendered":"STOP! STOP CHAOS! GET TEH FUCK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND GET YOUR ASS OVER TO ALLTHELOVELYBITS&#8217; HOUSE, GOD DAMMIT!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/chaosmustbemaintained.tumblr.com\/post\/27720481776\/stop-stop-chaos-get-teh-fuck-away-from-the-computer\">chaosmustbemaintained<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/chaosmustbemaintained.tumblr.com\/post\/27707572156\/stop-stop-chaos-get-teh-fuck-away-from-the-computer\">chaosmustbemaintained<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s okay\u2026.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7ivuoGmr71rr826x.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But\u2026.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7ivw3tfNn1rr826x.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026. brain\u2026 wai so mean\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7ivwwcvdz1rr826x.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7ivyibT1Z1rr826x.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7iw0t8Fcp1rr826x.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.. my fucking brain\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7iw9klkvf1ro7rzk.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7j6rmvTp51rr826x.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7j6xgemdJ1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>chaosmustbemaintained: chaosmustbemaintained: It\u2019s okay\u2026. But\u2026. \u2026\u2026 \u2026\u2026. brain\u2026 wai so mean\u2026\u2026 \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.. my fucking brain\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4232,4574],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35848"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}