{"id":35883,"date":"2012-07-20T06:35:18","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T06:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/20\/headcanon-thor-and-jane-have-a-bet\/"},"modified":"2012-07-20T06:35:18","modified_gmt":"2012-07-20T06:35:18","slug":"headcanon-thor-and-jane-have-a-bet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/20\/headcanon-thor-and-jane-have-a-bet\/","title":{"rendered":"Headcanon: Thor and Jane have a bet"},"content":{"rendered":"

liesmith-loki<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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siffed<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thundering-god<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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anotherfanartcorner<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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janelikesfosters<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thundering-god<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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On who will ask the other to marry them first: \u00a0Loki or Sif?<\/p>\n

Thor put his bet on Sif, but Jane thought Loki would beat her to the punch.<\/p>\n

(note it was never a question of IF they would be together, but when).<\/p>\n

Judging by the \u201cRise and Shine\u201d role-play, looks like Jane owes Thor some money.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I bet Sif and Loki have a bet on when they\u2019ll find out Jane is pregnant.<\/p>\n

Their bets are more ~scandalous.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u2026And everyone takes bets on if Sif or Loki will get pregnant first.<\/p>\n

Loki doesn\u2019t think it\u2019s funny.<\/p>\n

But Sif is warming up to the idea of not having to give birth.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

((you just won this entire discussion))<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Noooooo! SIF DOESN\u2019T WANT TO BE A DAD! She\u2019s been TRYING TO PROVE FOR HER WHOLE LIFE THAT SHE DOESN\u2019T NEED A PENIS!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

((GUYS I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE YOU ALL WHAT IS LIFE I AM DYING))<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

((The sounds I just made were not human or asgardian))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

liesmith-loki: siffed: thundering-god: anotherfanartcorner: janelikesfosters: thundering-god: On who will ask the other to marry them first: \u00a0Loki or Sif? Thor put his bet on Sif, but Jane thought Loki would beat her to the punch. (note it was never a question of IF they would be together, but when). Judging by the \u201cRise and Shine\u201d … Continue reading Headcanon: Thor and Jane have a bet<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3922,4574],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35883"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}