{"id":3599,"date":"2014-10-15T21:05:33","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T21:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/15\/open-11\/"},"modified":"2014-10-15T21:05:33","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T21:05:33","slug":"open-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/15\/open-11\/","title":{"rendered":"OPEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/clxustrophxbic.tumblr.com\/post\/100102256174\/open\">clxustrophxbic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/100045143279\/open\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/9d5c2f2744ce88646267ef4cb44ae991\/tumblr_inline_ndgrxdC9hD1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[ she tries to look down her own backside ]\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What did I just say.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/324236cd9495edf854344537618c9d93\/tumblr_inline_ndi6s6Femz1t1ruqd.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201c<\/strong><small>Dude<strong>,<\/strong> I was <em>staring<\/em> at your butt<strong>.<\/strong> How can I get <strong>more<\/strong> honest<strong>?!<\/strong><\/small><strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/4d255467a6bdd95fd3e2611cfafe3f07\/tumblr_inline_ndi7sitfdd1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You could try not lying &#8212; you know, forget it. Whatever. You were staring at my butt, fine. Here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[ she pulls her braid over her shoulder just so he has a clear view ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>clxustrophxbic: iamthefirechild: [ she tries to look down her own backside ]\u00a0 &#8220;What did I just say.&#8221; \u201cDude, I was staring at your butt. How can I get more honest?!\u201d &#8220;You could try not lying &#8212; you know, forget it. Whatever. You were staring at my butt, fine. Here.&#8221; [ she pulls her braid over &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/10\/15\/open-11\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">OPEN<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,19,404],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3599"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}