{"id":36138,"date":"2012-07-14T03:15:30","date_gmt":"2012-07-14T03:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/14\/my-sleep-schedule-is-so-fucked-up-yall-i-cant\/"},"modified":"2012-07-14T03:15:30","modified_gmt":"2012-07-14T03:15:30","slug":"my-sleep-schedule-is-so-fucked-up-yall-i-cant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/14\/my-sleep-schedule-is-so-fucked-up-yall-i-cant\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sleep schedule is so fucked up, y&#8217;all, I can&#8217;t even explain. I forgot to sleep one night, and so got to bed at 6am, then slept til 6 that night, then tried to reset by staying awake overnight and not going to bed til midnight the next night (30 hours!) &#8212; except it didn&#8217;t work. I didn&#8217;t get to sleep til 2 and then didn&#8217;t really wake up til 9:30 &#8230; pm.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so screwed.<\/p>\n<p>Also, Tom is causing me great pain. It HURTS, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sleep schedule is so fucked up, y&#8217;all, I can&#8217;t even explain. I forgot to sleep one night, and so got to bed at 6am, then slept til 6 that night, then tried to reset by staying awake overnight and not going to bed til midnight the next night (30 hours!) &#8212; except it didn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/14\/my-sleep-schedule-is-so-fucked-up-yall-i-cant\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3871,4169,106,112],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36138"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}