{"id":36190,"date":"2012-07-11T10:11:24","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T10:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/11\/ireallyhatecornnuts-i-fucking-hate-it-when-i-go\/"},"modified":"2012-07-11T10:11:24","modified_gmt":"2012-07-11T10:11:24","slug":"ireallyhatecornnuts-i-fucking-hate-it-when-i-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/11\/ireallyhatecornnuts-i-fucking-hate-it-when-i-go\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ireallyhatecornnuts.tumblr.com\/post\/26970387894\/i-fucking-hate-it-when-i-go-to-wiki-to-look-up-one\">ireallyhatecornnuts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I fucking HATE it when I go to Wiki to look up one thing and I wind up elbow-deep in Norse Mythology.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I would feel sorry for you &#8230; but three hours putting together a post on British history because the history of the Plantagenets ate me. So not so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ireallyhatecornnuts: I fucking HATE it when I go to Wiki to look up one thing and I wind up elbow-deep in Norse Mythology. I would feel sorry for you &#8230; but three hours putting together a post on British history because the history of the Plantagenets ate me. So not so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4652,3871,4379],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36190"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}