{"id":36314,"date":"2012-07-03T17:03:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-03T17:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/03\/i-was-driving-through-los-angeles-once-and-i\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T14:39:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T14:39:27","slug":"i-was-driving-through-los-angeles-once-and-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/03\/i-was-driving-through-los-angeles-once-and-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-36314 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/03\/i-was-driving-through-los-angeles-once-and-i\/attachment\/36315\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m6je5kKfwC1qbgeafo2_500-150x1.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m6je5kKfwC1qbgeafo2_500-150x1.png 150w, http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m6je5kKfwC1qbgeafo2_500-300x1.png 300w, http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m6je5kKfwC1qbgeafo2_500.png 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2012\/07\/03\/i-was-driving-through-los-angeles-once-and-i\/attachment\/36316\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m6je5kKfwC1qbgeafo1_r3_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<blockquote><p><em><strong><big>\u201cI\u00a0<\/big><\/strong><small>was driving through Los Angeles once and I looked up and saw the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn\u2019t believe it. It\u2019s very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus.\u201d<\/small><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u00a0was driving through Los Angeles once and I looked up and saw the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn\u2019t believe it. It\u2019s very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,388],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36314"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36314"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36317,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36314\/revisions\/36317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}