{"id":4938,"date":"2014-09-10T03:57:39","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T03:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/09\/10\/agentclntbrtn-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2014-09-10T03:57:39","modified_gmt":"2014-09-10T03:57:39","slug":"agentclntbrtn-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/09\/10\/agentclntbrtn-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/agentclntbrtn.tumblr.com\/post\/97113461773\/iamthefirechild-agentclntbrtn-so\">agentclntbrtn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/97113227429\/agentclntbrtn-so-did-you-hear-the-one\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/agentclntbrtn.tumblr.com\/post\/97042112518\/so-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-guy-who\">agentclntbrtn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;So -&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/0dea3dd67dff886e05b6e4519aac394e\/tumblr_inline_nbmicuCeSx1rvh9l0.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you hear the one about the guy who owned the smoothie shop with his blended family?&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Obligatory pun-induced deep groan, followed by a shower of napkins. Or kleenex, if they\u2019re handy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dammit, Clint.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/9789dfaa41c7fdd60279606b05310ace\/tumblr_inline_nbo2y5QdEm1rvh9l0.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/755e6543b017fcf9a775c2c4bce94230\/tumblr_inline_nbo300WK2O1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>agentclntbrtn: iamthefirechild: agentclntbrtn: &#8220;So -&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;Did you hear the one about the guy who owned the smoothie shop with his blended family?&#8221;\u00a0 Obligatory pun-induced deep groan, followed by a shower of napkins. Or kleenex, if they\u2019re handy. &#8220;Dammit, Clint.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4938"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}