{"id":5113,"date":"2014-09-02T05:02:32","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T05:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/09\/02\/ohcaptainmycaptain1918-gwheeler-my-kind-of\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T06:41:46","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T06:41:46","slug":"ohcaptainmycaptain1918-gwheeler-my-kind-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/09\/02\/ohcaptainmycaptain1918-gwheeler-my-kind-of\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5113 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/09\/02\/ohcaptainmycaptain1918-gwheeler-my-kind-of\/attachment\/5114\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/09\/tumblr_mw7jryITuk1qbkf7go1_400-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/09\/02\/ohcaptainmycaptain1918-gwheeler-my-kind-of\/attachment\/5115\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/09\/tumblr_mw7jryITuk1qbkf7go2_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ohcaptainmycaptain1918.tumblr.com\/post\/95895677709\/gwheeler-my-kind-of-comedy-funny-story-about\">ohcaptainmycaptain1918<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gwheeler.tumblr.com\/post\/93063722694\/my-kind-of-comedy\">gwheeler<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>My kind of comedy<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn\u2019t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she\u2019s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, \u201cBILL NYE!\u201d He glances at her and gives her this\u00a0<em>really fucking weird look<\/em>, and she thinks,\u00a0<em>Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I\u2019m some creepy stalker or something.\u00a0<\/em>So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she\u2019s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He\u2019s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.<\/p>\n<p><em>Just\u00a0<\/em>as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, \u201cSCIENCE!\u201d\u00a0<em>and then the doors close.<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ohcaptainmycaptain1918: gwheeler: My kind of comedy Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn\u2019t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/09\/02\/ohcaptainmycaptain1918-gwheeler-my-kind-of\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[67,547],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5116,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113\/revisions\/5116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}