{"id":5312,"date":"2014-08-27T23:32:49","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T23:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/27\/apparently-i-need-to-grow-a-mustache\/"},"modified":"2014-08-27T23:32:49","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T23:32:49","slug":"apparently-i-need-to-grow-a-mustache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/27\/apparently-i-need-to-grow-a-mustache\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/skinandfragilebones.tumblr.com\/post\/95950779735\/apparently-i-need-to-grow-a-mustache\">skinandfragilebones<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE\u2019S REACTION<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;APPARENTLY, I NEED TO GROW A MUSTACHE.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/79ef2aa9f122ca6b361df3bc7eb53a2e\/tumblr_inline_naznjeW0a81sjadpq.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><small>&#8220;Who told you that?&#8221;<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s the only way I can think of to get my classmates to take me seriously.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/a1128fbcbe03473530310c3a769c5c39\/tumblr_inline_nazo2gCbO91rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>skinandfragilebones: SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE\u2019S REACTION &#8220;APPARENTLY, I NEED TO GROW A MUSTACHE.&#8221; &#8220;Who told you that?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s the only way I can think of to get my classmates to take me seriously.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,154,339,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5312"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}