{"id":5608,"date":"2014-08-19T18:31:37","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T18:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/19\/text-wrong-number-quit-making-up-holidays-to-get\/"},"modified":"2014-08-19T18:31:37","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T18:31:37","slug":"text-wrong-number-quit-making-up-holidays-to-get","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/19\/text-wrong-number-quit-making-up-holidays-to-get\/","title":{"rendered":"[text WRONG NUMBER] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/skinandfragilebones.tumblr.com\/post\/95037331150\/text-wrong-number-quit-making-up-holidays-to-get\">skinandfragilebones<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>texts from last night! meme<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>[text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small><code>[ Text ] : \"Funny thing is that I don't remember doing this.\"<\/code><\/small><\/p>\n<p><small><code>[ Text ] : \"It does sound like something I'd do, though.\"<\/code><\/small><\/p>\n<p><small><code>[ Text ] : \"Also, do I know you?\"<\/code><\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>[text] oh hell I fatfingered that number<\/p>\n<p>[text] I&#8217;m so sorry<\/p>\n<p>[text] I meant to send that to someone else<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>skinandfragilebones: texts from last night! meme [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [ Text ] : &#8220;Funny thing is that I don&#8217;t remember doing this.&#8221; [ Text ] : &#8220;It does sound like something I&#8217;d do, though.&#8221; [ Text ] : &#8220;Also, do I know you?&#8221; [text] oh &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/19\/text-wrong-number-quit-making-up-holidays-to-get\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[text WRONG NUMBER] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,339,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5608"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}