{"id":5653,"date":"2014-08-18T17:16:31","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T17:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/18\/thatfunnyblog-if-you-could-be-a-root\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T07:08:29","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T07:08:29","slug":"thatfunnyblog-if-you-could-be-a-root","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/18\/thatfunnyblog-if-you-could-be-a-root\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5653 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/18\/thatfunnyblog-if-you-could-be-a-root\/attachment\/5654\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/08\/tumblr_n9qwtkIUvl1qb88lqo1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/18\/thatfunnyblog-if-you-could-be-a-root\/attachment\/5655\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/08\/tumblr_n9qwtkIUvl1qb88lqo2_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/18\/thatfunnyblog-if-you-could-be-a-root\/attachment\/5656\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/08\/tumblr_n9qwtkIUvl1qb88lqo4_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/18\/thatfunnyblog-if-you-could-be-a-root\/attachment\/5657\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/08\/tumblr_n9qwtkIUvl1qb88lqo3_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thatfunnystuff.com\/post\/94933798312\/if-you-could-be-a-root-vegetable-which-one\">thatfunnyblog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/assassinationtipsforladies.tumblr.com\/post\/94342552660\/if-you-could-be-a-root-vegetable-which-one-would\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? (<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/KTSNP37qsJk?t=3m25s\">x<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That moment you realize Vin Diesel was secretly a huge nerd this whole time<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thatfunnyblog: \u00a0 If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? 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