{"id":6096,"date":"2014-08-10T20:29:52","date_gmt":"2014-08-10T20:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/10\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2014-08-10T20:29:52","modified_gmt":"2014-08-10T20:29:52","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/10\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Summer barely heard him over her continuing fit of the giggles. \u201cJ-jarvis,\u201d she gasped, \u201cit\u2019s not supposed to be sanitary, it\u2019s supposed to mark ownership. Or f-feel good.\u201d The laughter overwhelmed her again.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

-You can engage in such shenanigans enough for the both of us. \u00a0I assure you, I don\u2019t feel like I\u2019m missing anything.-<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

“And I think he just told you to use your match-making skills elsewhere,” Tony added.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Im-imagine Jarvis having sex,” she stammered, and howled again.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tony snorted, though he was largely drowned out in her laughter, and elbowed her. \u00a0\u201dBe nice. \u00a0He\u2019s gonna lock us in an elevator or something later.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

At that point she couldn’t talk, and she was laughing so hard it had gone silent except for occasional wheezing gasps for air. Her face was bright red and tears were rolling down her cheeks while she clutched at her sides. About once a minute she managed to say, “Can’t breathe,” and then laughed soundlessly some more.<\/p>\n

It probably took five minutes for her to actually \/stop\/ laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: Summer barely heard him over her continuing fit of the giggles. \u201cJ-jarvis,\u201d she gasped, \u201cit\u2019s not supposed to be sanitary, it\u2019s supposed to mark ownership. Or f-feel good.\u201d The laughter overwhelmed her again. -You can engage in such shenanigans enough for the both of us. \u00a0I assure you, I don\u2019t feel … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6096"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}