{"id":6134,"date":"2014-08-09T21:19:15","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T21:19:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/09\/i-feel-like-stacker-pentecost-reset-the-clock\/"},"modified":"2014-08-09T21:19:15","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T21:19:15","slug":"i-feel-like-stacker-pentecost-reset-the-clock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/09\/i-feel-like-stacker-pentecost-reset-the-clock\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I feel like Stacker Pentecost. RESET THE CLOCK. How long will it take the XKit guy to do something about it?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mIknEXciy_n0leNF-sXhcGg\">kviri<\/a>, on the stupid-ass new tumblr design \u201cfeature\u201d where clicking a source link gives you a mobile version of that link in the left third of your screen and makes the other two thirds of the screen useless instead of going to the URL like any reasonable person would expect and seriously, fuck this feature, this is just the dumbest web design I\u2019ve ever seen. (via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/frozencapybara.tumblr.com\/\">frozencapybara<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>You can click through to get to it, but I agree. I have never checked Xkit so many times before looking for a fix for this moronic move. I can\u2019t really tell how many notes there are below it and you have to scroll a bunch to read them all. I have a big ass monitor for a reason. LESS scrolling.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tzun.tumblr.com\/\">tzun<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, you guys.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xkit-extension.tumblr.com\/post\/93907360982\/introducing-no-sidebar\">http:\/\/xkit-extension.tumblr.com\/post\/93907360982\/introducing-no-sidebar<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thirty seconds, okay? <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mIknEXciy_n0leNF-sXhcGg\">kviri<\/a>, <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mQAMT7i9UkqUUAVZsBzMgPw\">frozencapybara<\/a>, <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mqAo8ldYVzuv_i_vbH4DU-A\">tzun<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like Stacker Pentecost. RESET THE CLOCK. How long will it take the XKit guy to do something about it? kviri, on the stupid-ass new tumblr design \u201cfeature\u201d where clicking a source link gives you a mobile version of that link in the left third of your screen and makes the other two thirds &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/09\/i-feel-like-stacker-pentecost-reset-the-clock\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[648,649],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6134"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}