{"id":645,"date":"2015-01-24T03:03:37","date_gmt":"2015-01-24T03:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/24\/dalphahale-iamthefirechild-have-you-got-a\/"},"modified":"2015-01-24T03:03:37","modified_gmt":"2015-01-24T03:03:37","slug":"dalphahale-iamthefirechild-have-you-got-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/24\/dalphahale-iamthefirechild-have-you-got-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dalphahale.tumblr.com\/post\/108887779564\/iamthefirechild-have-you-got-a-better-idea\">dalphahale<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/108667859989\/dalphahale-iamthefirechild-maybe-we\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/8bf4cb3361e455e311bea9065eefd165\/tumblr_inline_niht22rI981rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Have you got a better idea for a gag?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/28561ef83a32e29c739aaeb59e1d1159\/tumblr_inline_n9c5rlGdX31siioqy.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My penis.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7304f51e83f2ae3a39de9c031d961716\/tumblr_inline_ninv59BVdG1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a brilliant idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dalphahale: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Have you got a better idea for a gag?&#8221; &#8220;My penis.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s a brilliant idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,99,64],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}