{"id":6499,"date":"2014-08-03T19:14:25","date_gmt":"2014-08-03T19:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-2\/"},"modified":"2014-08-03T19:14:25","modified_gmt":"2014-08-03T19:14:25","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/93702130861\/iamthefirechild-summer-barely-heard-him-over\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/93701138499\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Summer barely heard him over her continuing fit of the giggles. \u201cJ-jarvis,\u201d she gasped, \u201cit\u2019s not supposed to be sanitary, it\u2019s supposed to mark ownership. Or f-feel good.\u201d The laughter overwhelmed her again.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em><strong>-You can engage in such shenanigans enough for the both of us. \u00a0I assure you, I don\u2019t feel like I\u2019m missing anything.-<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And I think he just told you to use your match-making skills elsewhere,&#8221; Tony added.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Im-imagine Jarvis having sex,&#8221; she stammered, and howled again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: Summer barely heard him over her continuing fit of the giggles. \u201cJ-jarvis,\u201d she gasped, \u201cit\u2019s not supposed to be sanitary, it\u2019s supposed to mark ownership. Or f-feel good.\u201d The laughter overwhelmed her again. -You can engage in such shenanigans enough for the both of us. \u00a0I assure you, I don\u2019t feel like I\u2019m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}