{"id":6505,"date":"2014-08-03T18:57:23","date_gmt":"2014-08-03T18:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-3\/"},"modified":"2014-08-03T18:57:23","modified_gmt":"2014-08-03T18:57:23","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-3\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/93700794491\/iamthefirechild-gadgeteerphilanthropist\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/93697820889\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-am\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/93279000876\/iamthefirechild-am-so-she-said-and-hung-on\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/93277908274\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-she\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>&#8220;Am so,&#8221; she said, and hung on. As an afterthought she rubbed her nose, which was cold, against his skin. &#8220;Does Jarvis lick you?&#8221; She was pretty sure Loki licked him.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tony snorted out an incredulous laugh. \u00a0\u201dJarvis? No. Jarvis doesn\u2019t lick anyone. \u00a0Jarvis is still figuring out that leaving the tower is a thing he can do; he hasn\u2019t met anyone he\u2019d like to lick.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I should get Jarvis to lick you.&#8221; Unbidden, the image of Jarvis trying to be sexual came into her mind, and she started to laugh, helplessly.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em><strong>-No thank you. \u00a0It sounds rather unsanitary.-<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think I\u2019ve just been insulted,&#8221; Tony mused after a moment, not even bothering to sound annoyed by the revelation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Summer barely heard him over her continuing fit of the giggles. &#8220;J-jarvis,&#8221; she gasped, &#8220;it&#8217;s not supposed to be sanitary, it&#8217;s supposed to mark ownership. Or f-feel good.&#8221; The laughter overwhelmed her again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Am so,&#8221; she said, and hung on. As an afterthought she rubbed her nose, which was cold, against his skin. &#8220;Does Jarvis lick you?&#8221; She was pretty sure Loki licked him. Tony snorted out an incredulous laugh. \u00a0\u201dJarvis? No. Jarvis doesn\u2019t lick anyone. \u00a0Jarvis is still figuring out that leaving the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/08\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199,666,667],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6505"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}