{"id":6879,"date":"2014-07-26T19:19:30","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T19:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/26\/by-the-time-summer-gets-her-phone-back-it-has\/"},"modified":"2014-07-26T19:19:30","modified_gmt":"2014-07-26T19:19:30","slug":"by-the-time-summer-gets-her-phone-back-it-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/26\/by-the-time-summer-gets-her-phone-back-it-has\/","title":{"rendered":"By the time Summer gets her phone back, it has many photos, documenting what appears to be a Shakespearean production with Boris, Sassy, Bumper, and a few plastic dinosaurs, with a hilariously exasperated Jarvis in the background of most of the pictures."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She flips through the entire production, biting at her lips to keep from exploding into giggles at several points. When she&#8217;s done, she plugs it up to her computer and strips all the photos off, putting them in a folder labelled &#8216;for bad days&#8217;. She keeps it on her desktop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She flips through the entire production, biting at her lips to keep from exploding into giggles at several points. When she&#8217;s done, she plugs it up to her computer and strips all the photos off, putting them in a folder labelled &#8216;for bad days&#8217;. She keeps it on her desktop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6879"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}