{"id":717,"date":"2015-01-21T19:24:50","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T19:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/21\/spyderqueen-ami-angelwings\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T03:42:38","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T03:42:38","slug":"spyderqueen-ami-angelwings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/21\/spyderqueen-ami-angelwings\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-717 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/21\/spyderqueen-ami-angelwings\/attachment\/718\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2015\/01\/tumblr_n0d03m3YPx1rhi61po1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/21\/spyderqueen-ami-angelwings\/attachment\/719\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2015\/01\/tumblr_n0d03m3YPx1rhi61po2_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/spyderqueen.tumblr.com\/post\/108752767577\/ami-angelwings-nonexistentially-shots\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">spyderqueen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ami-angelwings.tumblr.com\/post\/76071456719\/nonexistentially-shots-fired-a-feminist\">ami-angelwings<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nonexistentially.tumblr.com\/post\/75347137988\/shots-fired\">nonexistentially<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*SHOTS FIRED*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How many \u2018nice guys\u2019 does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/p>\n<p>None, they just compliment the bulb and get pissed when it won\u2019t screw.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>spyderqueen: ami-angelwings: nonexistentially: *SHOTS FIRED* A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one. How many \u2018nice guys\u2019 does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just compliment the bulb and get pissed when it won\u2019t screw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=717"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":720,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717\/revisions\/720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}