{"id":7341,"date":"2014-07-16T18:14:19","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T18:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/16\/m-a-for-the-next-four-days-youre-in-heat-its-11\/"},"modified":"2014-07-16T18:14:19","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T18:14:19","slug":"m-a-for-the-next-four-days-youre-in-heat-its-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/16\/m-a-for-the-next-four-days-youre-in-heat-its-11\/","title":{"rendered":"m!a: for the next four days you&#8217;re in heat! it&#8217;s mating season for werewolves, and you have hot flashes, hyper-enhanced senses, and a desire to mate that will not quit. Anyone that crosses your view, but particularly anyone you&#8217;re already attached to, is fair game to you. Nothing will help for long, so you&#8217;re just going to have to ride it out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lycanthropelahey.tumblr.com\/post\/91966098197\/m-a-for-the-next-four-days-youre-in-heat-its-mating\">lycanthropelahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/91965174099\/m-a-for-the-next-four-days-youre-in-heat-its-mating\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lycanthropelahey.tumblr.com\/post\/90684233957\/m-a-for-the-next-four-days-youre-in-heat-its\">lycanthropelahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Isaac cried out in surprise at the sudden rush of feeling and arousal slamming into him like a freight train, eyes comically wide as his knees buckled. Slumping against the wall, he gazed up at the approaching figure, pleading with his eyes as he let out a pitiful little whimper.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Not even the part where you inexplicably seem to gain weight when lying on top of me?&#8221; She curled over sideways, around the slight hollow his absence seemed to have left in her, and grinned. She brushed one fingertip over his eyebrow. &#8220;How\u2019s the heat?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;\u2026Are you calling me fat?&#8221; He eyed her suspiciously, failing to comprehend the meaning of her words but knowing that she would never intentionally hurt him. Frowning after a brief pause where he simply wiggled his hips and sniffed, Isaac broke out into a relieved smile and sighed, &#8220;Gone for now, I think. That was crazy, huh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;No, I am not calling you fat, you absolute dork!&#8221; She poked his flat stomach. &#8220;You&#8217;ve never had a cat do that? They get up on you and suddenly somehow seem to weigh twice as much? I call it gravitational de-fur-ment.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lycanthropelahey: iamthefirechild: lycanthropelahey: Isaac cried out in surprise at the sudden rush of feeling and arousal slamming into him like a freight train, eyes comically wide as his knees buckled. Slumping against the wall, he gazed up at the approaching figure, pleading with his eyes as he let out a pitiful little whimper. &#8220;Not even &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/16\/m-a-for-the-next-four-days-youre-in-heat-its-11\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">m!a: for the next four days you&#8217;re in heat! it&#8217;s mating season for werewolves, and you have hot flashes, hyper-enhanced senses, and a desire to mate that will not quit. Anyone that crosses your view, but particularly anyone you&#8217;re already attached to, is fair game to you. Nothing will help for long, so you&#8217;re just going to have to ride it out.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,9,64,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7341"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}