{"id":738,"date":"2015-01-21T02:01:11","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T02:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/21\/pennsylvania-65000-the-jazz-au\/"},"modified":"2015-01-21T02:01:11","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T02:01:11","slug":"pennsylvania-65000-the-jazz-au","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/21\/pennsylvania-65000-the-jazz-au\/","title":{"rendered":"Pennsylvania 65000: The Jazz AU"},"content":{"rendered":"

copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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superqueerpasta<\/strong>: hey guys, does anyone know how to find out how many issues are going to be in a run of a comic?
copperbadge<\/strong>: Well you can be pretty sure everything currently running will end in May, not that this is much consolation.
superqueerpasta<\/a><\/strong>: is this cause of the *** marvel\u2019s pulling now?
copperbadge<\/strong>: They pull this every ten years or so, it\u2019s part of the circle of life
infer-structure<\/strong>: oh wait is marvel doing a Grand High Reboot?
knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>: 616 is over! introducing 620, where everyone\u2019s got wings<\/span>
madamovary<\/a>:<\/strong> i\u2019m honestly shocked no one has done a 420 universe yet
copperbadge:\u00a0<\/strong>I would buy a 420 universe<\/span>
post-and-out<\/a>:<\/strong> 636: Everyone runs a coffeeshop!
knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>:\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0i like 617, where everyone has cat ears
superqueerpasta<\/a><\/strong>: 645: everything was just a dream and they\u2019re all college kids?
madamovary<\/a>:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>marvel 730 central: everyone plays jeopardy
artzbots<\/a>:<\/strong> 615, everyone is Howard the Duck
infer-structure<\/strong>:<\/span>\u00a0688: everyone is stuck in days of future past, aka mad max land
knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>:<\/span>\u00a0see, i LIKE this new \u201cname a marvel world\u201d meme\u00a0that i\u2019ve started and declared a meme
<\/span>post-and-out<\/a>:\u00a0<\/strong>626: MHL: Marvel Hockey League<\/span>
infer-structure<\/strong>: 711: a convience store au
copperbadge:\u00a0<\/strong>911: they\u2019re all firefighters
<\/span>knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>:\u00a0<\/span>411: they\u2019re all information professionals
madamovary<\/a>:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>1080p: you can see everyone\u2019s pores and it\u2019s uncomfortable
<\/span>post-and-out<\/a>:\u00a0<\/strong>678: the timeline is linear and makes sense
<\/span>copperbadge:\u00a0<\/strong>14.4: everyone moves really slowly
knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>:\u00a0<\/span>2: everyone is stick figures
knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>:\u00a0<\/span>3.14: PIE
superqueerpasta<\/a><\/strong>: knotta how does that work? Everyone\u2019s just pie?
knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>: i don\u2019t know. It\u2019s bucky\u2019s happy place.
superqueerpasta<\/a><\/strong>: steve is apple
copperbadge:<\/strong> 2468: who do we appreciate?
madamovary<\/a>:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>404: existential crisis
knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>:\u00a0<\/span>404: universe not found
<\/span><\/span>infer-structure<\/strong>:<\/span>\u00a0505: this universe has become redacted
madamovary<\/a>:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>there has to already be a 666, that\u2019s too obvious
knottahooker<\/a><\/strong>:\u00a0<\/span>666: everyone is ruled by liefeld and remender
post-and-out<\/a>:\u00a0<\/strong>2048: everyone is bumping into eachother and merging into NEW PEOPLE
<\/span>copperbadge:\u00a0<\/strong>90210: Everyone is just a little prettier.
madamovary<\/a>:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>1066: battleworld battle of hastings style
superqueerpasta<\/a><\/strong>: 1861: American Civil War style
<\/span>copperbadge:\u00a0<\/strong>1776: Need we even say it
post-and-out<\/a>:\u00a0<\/strong>1985: everyone with crimped hair and neon
superqueerpasta<\/a><\/strong>: 1995: Mall Rats
archwrites<\/a><\/strong>: did we get Marvel 1593: everyone gets stabbed in the eye in a tavern brawl in Deptford
madamovary<\/a>:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>marvel 1419\/1618, everyone pushes everyone else out of windows
<\/span>hailtherandom<\/a>:<\/strong> marvel 2.71828 where no one wears clothes
madamovary<\/a>:<\/strong>\u00a0marvel 69: bow chikka wow wow
lexrhetoricae<\/a>:<\/strong> if we\u2019re doing math, we did do Marvel i, the imaginary one?
<\/span>lexrhetoricae<\/a>:\u00a0<\/strong>Marvel 1023, where clint is a mole?
antonomasia09<\/strong>: 24601: The Les Mis AU?
hailtherandom<\/a>:\u00a0<\/strong>marvel 127.0.0.1 which is an elaborate computer hacking arc
<\/span>hailtherandom<\/a>:\u00a0<\/strong>marvel recursion verse: in order to read the marvel recursion verse, you must first have read the marvel recursion verse
hailtherandom<\/a>:<\/strong> marvel 10, where there are more issues than sherlock has episodes
lexrhetoricae<\/a><\/strong>: Marvel Y2K: Where everyone panics because it looks like it\u2019s going to end, but then nothing happens
hailtherandom<\/a>:\u00a0<\/strong>in the same vein, marvel 221b, where tony and steve are detectives with unresolved sexual tension and all the women are evil.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

copperbadge: superqueerpasta: hey guys, does anyone know how to find out how many issues are going to be in a run of a comic?copperbadge: Well you can be pretty sure everything currently running will end in May, not that this is much consolation.superqueerpasta: is this cause of the *** marvel\u2019s pulling now?copperbadge: They pull this … Continue reading Pennsylvania 65000: The Jazz AU<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}