{"id":7392,"date":"2014-07-15T00:08:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T00:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/15\/ive-finally-figured-out-why-said-is-dead-and\/"},"modified":"2014-07-15T00:08:48","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T00:08:48","slug":"ive-finally-figured-out-why-said-is-dead-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/15\/ive-finally-figured-out-why-said-is-dead-and\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve finally figured out why &#8220;said is dead&#8221; and other purple prose writing tropes irritate me so much.<\/p>\n<p>Anything that resembles the writing style of\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pmwiki.php\/Literature\/TheEyeOfArgon\">The Eye of Argon<\/a>\u00a0that closely makes my soul hurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve finally figured out why &#8220;said is dead&#8221; and other purple prose writing tropes irritate me so much. Anything that resembles the writing style of\u00a0The Eye of Argon\u00a0that closely makes my soul hurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[752,751,135],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7392"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}