{"id":7538,"date":"2014-07-12T19:39:51","date_gmt":"2014-07-12T19:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/12\/breelandwalker-feliciakainz\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T08:29:30","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T08:29:30","slug":"breelandwalker-feliciakainz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/12\/breelandwalker-feliciakainz\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-7538 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/12\/breelandwalker-feliciakainz\/attachment\/7539\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/07\/tumblr_m6cljeo3pB1qa3fvso1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/12\/breelandwalker-feliciakainz\/attachment\/7540\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/07\/tumblr_m6cljeo3pB1qa3fvso2_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/breelandwalker.tumblr.com\/post\/51495183173\/feliciakainz-carryonmywaywardalpaca\">breelandwalker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/feliciakainz.tumblr.com\/post\/45139308234\/carryonmywaywardalpaca-denerdicon\">feliciakainz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/carryonmywaywardalpaca.tumblr.com\/post\/44828623637\/denerdicon-dearborns-how-many-times-have-i\">carryonmywaywardalpaca<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dearborns.tumblr.com\/post\/27745332630\">dearborns<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/how-many-times-have-I-quoted-this-in-my-lifetime\">#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime<\/a><span>\u00a0<\/span><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/far-too-many-and-still-not-enough\">#far too many and still not enough<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Guys, btw, this is an actual insult<\/p>\n<p>if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent\u2014 you can get the insult there<\/p>\n<p>and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he\u2019s calling his dad a drunk<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>more you know<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lp2pfjY08o1qjcv3k.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime\u00a0#far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent\u2014 you can get the insult there and if he says your father smelt &hellip; 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