{"id":80,"date":"2015-02-18T03:23:31","date_gmt":"2015-02-18T03:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/18\/valentines-inspired-memes\/"},"modified":"2015-02-18T03:23:31","modified_gmt":"2015-02-18T03:23:31","slug":"valentines-inspired-memes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/18\/valentines-inspired-memes\/","title":{"rendered":"VALENTINE\u2019S INSPIRED MEMES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rpmememaker.tumblr.com\/post\/110091548782\/valentines-inspired-memes\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">rpmememaker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;He loves me, he loves me not\u2026 oh.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;She loves me, she loves me not\u2026 oh.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I don\u2019t think it\u2019s love\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;So, is there anyone you\u2019re secretly crushing on?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I don\u2019t even like chocolate.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yeah, nothing says \u2018I love you\u2019 more than a bouquet that\u2019ll die in two days\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m not sure if they\u2019re a secret admirer or a stalker\u2026 but at least they have good taste in gifts.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Oh! It\u2019s my favourite time of year.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don\u2019t need to get all of them gifts do I?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019ve never had a Valentine.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Will you be my Valentine?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Do you have a Valentine yet?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No one ever serenades me any more.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Just don\u2019t write a song and play it in front of everyone again\u2026 it\u2019s embarrassing.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Any secret admirers?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Oh, so you\u2019re my secret admirer?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I may have been admiring you not so secretly.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Just because you like me doesn\u2019t mean the feeling is mutual.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Seeing as we\u2019ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We\u2019re never getting back together.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it\u2019s head.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We\u2019re not together any more.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If you haven\u2019t booked a table we definitely won\u2019t get to eat there on such short notice.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It\u2019s just Valentine\u2019s day\u2026 I don\u2019t see the big deal.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What do you mean you didn\u2019t get me anything?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m not sure if they\u2019re a secret admirer or a stalker\u2026.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well\u2026 they don\u2019t know I\u2019m going out with you so we\u2019re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019ve got the lube and strawberries, we\u2019re all set!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I am not wearing that.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m all for dressing up\u2026 but, how do you wear this?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If I see another couple holding hands, I\u2019ll\u2026 I\u2019ll-&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Young love, isn\u2019t it sweet?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Who did you get all these roses for?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I don\u2019t love you, I\u2019m just here for the chocolate.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Valentines? Pft!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;That\u2019s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won\u2019t go out with you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer\u2026 but don\u2019t you think this is a bit\u2026 excessive?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rpmememaker: &#8220;He loves me, he loves me not\u2026 oh.&#8221; &#8220;She loves me, she loves me not\u2026 oh.&#8221; &#8220;I don\u2019t think it\u2019s love\u2026&#8221; &#8220;So, is there anyone you\u2019re secretly crushing on?&#8221; &#8220;I don\u2019t even like chocolate.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, nothing says \u2018I love you\u2019 more than a bouquet that\u2019ll die in two days\u2026&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019m not sure if they\u2019re &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/18\/valentines-inspired-memes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">VALENTINE\u2019S INSPIRED MEMES<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}