{"id":8027,"date":"2014-07-04T02:59:30","date_gmt":"2014-07-04T02:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/04\/pullyourtongue-iamthefirechild-i-think-we\/"},"modified":"2014-07-04T02:59:30","modified_gmt":"2014-07-04T02:59:30","slug":"pullyourtongue-iamthefirechild-i-think-we","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/04\/pullyourtongue-iamthefirechild-i-think-we\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lupinotuum.co.vu\/post\/90718288394\/iamthefirechild-i-think-we-should-push-him-in\">pullyourtongue<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/90718098954\/pullyourtongue-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I think we should push him in a lake or something. That would drown the fleas, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><sub>&#8220;He dislikes water.&#8221; <\/sub><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;That just makes it better.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pullyourtongue: iamthefirechild: &#8220;I think we should push him in a lake or something. That would drown the fleas, right?&#8221; &#8220;He dislikes water.&#8221; &#8220;That just makes it better.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,790],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8027"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}