{"id":8028,"date":"2014-07-04T02:52:42","date_gmt":"2014-07-04T02:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/04\/pullyourtongue-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2014-07-04T02:52:42","modified_gmt":"2014-07-04T02:52:42","slug":"pullyourtongue-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/04\/pullyourtongue-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lupinotuum.co.vu\/post\/90717955549\/iamthefirechild-thenameislahey\">pullyourtongue<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/90717474649\/thenameislahey-pullyourtongue-youre-half-an\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thenameislahey.tumblr.com\/post\/90717194321\/pullyourtongue-youre-half-an-animal-deaton-is\">thenameislahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lupinotuum.co.vu\/post\/90717062079\/thenameislahey-pullyourtongue-i-beg-to\">pullyourtongue<\/a>:<\/small><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div><sub>&#8220;You\u2019re half an animal. Deaton is a vet specialized on supernatural animals. You should ask him.&#8221; <\/sub><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>\u201c<em>But I don\u2019t have fleas<\/em>.\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;But you definitely, definitely have cooties, and that should be checked out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><sub>&#8220;I\u2019ve told him to shower. He won\u2019t listen. He just pretends he\u2019s a full on wolf and licks himself clean.&#8221; <\/sub><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I think we should push him in a lake or something. That would drown the fleas, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pullyourtongue: iamthefirechild: thenameislahey: pullyourtongue: &#8220;You\u2019re half an animal. Deaton is a vet specialized on supernatural animals. You should ask him.&#8221; \u201cBut I don\u2019t have fleas.\u201d &#8220;But you definitely, definitely have cooties, and that should be checked out.&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019ve told him to shower. He won\u2019t listen. He just pretends he\u2019s a full on wolf and licks &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/04\/pullyourtongue-iamthefirechild\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,790],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8028"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}