{"id":8095,"date":"2014-07-02T21:22:54","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T21:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/02\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-best\/"},"modified":"2014-07-02T21:22:54","modified_gmt":"2014-07-02T21:22:54","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-best","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/02\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-best\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/89733322456\/iamthefirechild-best-i-could-do-she-claimed\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/87712471819\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-that\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>&#8220;Best I could do,&#8221; she claimed, giggling and pushing his hands away. It was hard to do both, but she managed a few telling shots. &#8220;I hate puns, but sometimes \u2026 &#8221; A shrug turned into a squirm away as he found one of her weak points, and then she couldn\u2019t talk for laughing.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Really?\u00a0 The absolute best?&#8221; he wondered, as he rolled partially onto his hip, leaning on one elbow in order to get at her more easily, grinning triumphantly as she rapidly lost coherence.\u00a0 &#8220;Not sure I believe that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Mmmheheheh &#8212; s-stop, Tony, I can&#8217;t breathe.&#8221; All she could do was flail helplessly at him; she didn&#8217;t want to hurt him for tickling her. Whichever way she curled up, he found an unprotected spot, and she couldn&#8217;t turn it off for laughing. &#8220;T-tony!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Best I could do,&#8221; she claimed, giggling and pushing his hands away. It was hard to do both, but she managed a few telling shots. &#8220;I hate puns, but sometimes \u2026 &#8221; A shrug turned into a squirm away as he found one of her weak points, and then she couldn\u2019t talk for &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/07\/02\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-best\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8095"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}