{"id":8595,"date":"2014-06-23T17:49:32","date_gmt":"2014-06-23T17:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/23\/colxcheeseburger-presented-before-you-is-a\/"},"modified":"2014-06-23T17:49:32","modified_gmt":"2014-06-23T17:49:32","slug":"colxcheeseburger-presented-before-you-is-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/23\/colxcheeseburger-presented-before-you-is-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/colxcheeseburger.tumblr.com\/post\/89629385517\/presented-before-you-is-a-mun-who-is-very-sick-of\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">colxcheeseburger<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/ca440d55367a9a18dfe0619b1c1b3ec9\/tumblr_inline_n7lsm17VyJ1stpgot.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Presented before you is a mun who is very sick of Tumblr\u2019s bullshit in a lot of ways. (Hint: It\u2019s me! Me! I\u2019m sick of it! Me!)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m only putting this under a read more for the length. I\u2019m not ashamed of the unpopularity of the opinion, and I hope\u00a0<em>everyone<\/em> reads it both despite and because of the unpopularity of the opinion. In fact, no matter what your opinion,\u00a0<em>please<\/em> read this. There are roughly 876 of you, and I want a good portion of you to read this and\/or spread this. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/colxcheeseburger.tumblr.com\/post\/89629385517\/presented-before-you-is-a-mun-who-is-very-sick-of\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>colxcheeseburger: Presented before you is a mun who is very sick of Tumblr\u2019s bullshit in a lot of ways. (Hint: It\u2019s me! Me! I\u2019m sick of it! Me!) I\u2019m only putting this under a read more for the length. I\u2019m not ashamed of the unpopularity of the opinion, and I hope\u00a0everyone reads it both despite &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/23\/colxcheeseburger-presented-before-you-is-a\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[827,51,826,828],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8595"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}