{"id":9136,"date":"2014-06-13T18:52:35","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T18:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/13\/scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-no-scotts\/"},"modified":"2014-06-13T18:52:35","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T18:52:35","slug":"scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-no-scotts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/13\/scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-no-scotts\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scarvedcynicism.tumblr.com\/post\/88683564137\/iamthefirechild-no-scotts-helping-me-with-my\">scarvedcynicism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/88623863534\/scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-summer-said\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;No, Scott\u2019s helping me with my cat here. I can\u2019t make it to the clinic, with cat, during working hours, for a couple days, and this needs two people and doing now.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7d2e6eee510a50b07795393be555a051\/tumblr_inline_n732mtvN0E1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently he thought being mysterious was cute or something. It would concern her less if he hadn\u2019t totally randomly hit on something she\u2019d been thinking about for over a year. \u2018Obviously not human.\u2019 What did that even \/mean\/?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Isaac figured it was time to try a new approach. This Summer girl was obviously not taking to his usual charm.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What\u2019s wrong with the little guy? I mean not to pry, but Scott might be a while, and you\u2019re looking a little worried.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/100f24cd63e49936505b783c9f1411c5\/tumblr_inline_n74cvsLs5A1shb327.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She sighed. &#8220;Fleas. The usual back of the neck applications aren&#8217;t strong enough. It&#8217;s not even that complicated, I just can&#8217;t hold on to him \/and\/ force him to take the pill. I don&#8217;t have enough hands!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/58fcc2ba8a331544497f9f4c734db1f0\/tumblr_inline_n74etpKhDl1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s miserable. They&#8217;re building skyscrapers in his fur.&#8221; She checked the link to Helios: puddled in his carrying cage, plenty cool but unhappy anyways.\u00a0<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scarvedcynicism: iamthefirechild: &#8220;No, Scott\u2019s helping me with my cat here. I can\u2019t make it to the clinic, with cat, during working hours, for a couple days, and this needs two people and doing now.&#8221;\u00a0 Apparently he thought being mysterious was cute or something. It would concern her less if he hadn\u2019t totally randomly hit on &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/13\/scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-no-scotts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,861,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9136"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}