{"id":9203,"date":"2014-06-12T03:42:59","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T03:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/12\/scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-why\/"},"modified":"2014-06-12T03:42:59","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T03:42:59","slug":"scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/12\/scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-why\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scarvedcynicism.tumblr.com\/post\/88538213192\/iamthefirechild-why-well-for-one-you\">scarvedcynicism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/88535543879\/what-are-you-so-afraid-of\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/064457499ec15bc28f4fe6f3042a675a\/tumblr_inline_n71cj9qxKg1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Well for one, you broke into my house,&#8221; Isaac paused, shaking his head. &#8220;Okay technically it\u2019s my friend&#8217;s house, but still. You\u2019re also obviously not human. So what are you and what are you doing here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I was invited, thanks. Scott is going to help me with my cat.&#8221; She blinked at him, still confused. &#8220;How do you know that?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scarvedcynicism: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Why?&#8221; &#8220;Well for one, you broke into my house,&#8221; Isaac paused, shaking his head. &#8220;Okay technically it\u2019s my friend&#8217;s house, but still. You\u2019re also obviously not human. So what are you and what are you doing here?&#8221; &#8220;I was invited, thanks. Scott is going to help me with my cat.&#8221; She blinked at &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/12\/scarvedcynicism-iamthefirechild-why\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,861,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9203"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}