{"id":932,"date":"2015-01-13T05:28:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T05:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/13\/dalphahale-iamthefirechild-maybe-you\/"},"modified":"2015-01-13T05:28:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-13T05:28:01","slug":"dalphahale-iamthefirechild-maybe-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/13\/dalphahale-iamthefirechild-maybe-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dalphahale.tumblr.com\/post\/107947946397\/iamthefirechild-maybe-you-should-be-a-little\">dalphahale<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/107860567794\/dalphahale-iamthefirechild-liked-this\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/9da726f9a2a38a6b3b4a0d15c8ad2c9c\/tumblr_inline_nbjp1gqDBF1sukasa.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe you should be a little less good at what you do, then, next time. Or we could try a gag.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d14563093f2403ac717c55b16663abb2\/tumblr_inline_nbqvwc4O0p1sjhlu2.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A gag would be a better idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/da7c4639abe2b4c477b3601347aaea64\/tumblr_inline_ni3ohr44nF1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you have one already? I bet a tie would work. Do you have any ties?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dalphahale: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Maybe you should be a little less good at what you do, then, next time. Or we could try a gag.&#8221; &#8220;A gag would be a better idea.&#8221; &#8220;Do you have one already? I bet a tie would work. Do you have any ties?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,99,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}