{"id":9345,"date":"2014-06-09T03:00:55","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T03:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-she-opens-her\/"},"modified":"2014-06-09T03:00:55","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T03:00:55","slug":"thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-she-opens-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-she-opens-her\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thenameislahey.tumblr.com\/post\/88236916421\/iamthefirechild-she-opens-her-mouth-to-say\">thenameislahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/88235153294\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-summer-snorts\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>She opens her mouth to say something, then closes it sharply and obviously chooses to say something else.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f572f9e1d5700dd8e456135c7dacd26d\/tumblr_inline_n6vr6nS0HB1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Female<\/em> is very \u2026 open. Tall, short? Curvy, thin? Smart, sassy, witty, shy? Or is it \u2018female\u2019 because you don\u2019t have any experiences to narrow it down with?\u201d Needling Martin is really amusing, actually.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/9edd1dbcab675dfe077c0aacc88581d0\/tumblr_n6vrucXJVH1sg8t17o1_100.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dI wouldn\u2019t expect you to understand;<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0the male psyche is a complex thing.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I say\u00a0<strong>female<\/strong> because I can\u2019t confine myself,<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0to date one type of girl would get boring.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<span>\u2014w<\/span>here\u2019s the fun in that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/3a0640bed94e0350cd0c60e62d36d1cc\/tumblr_inline_n3jmb8hbmg1s593n4.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Isaac just remained silent. He was enjoying this way too much to intervene.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>&#8220;Ohhhh, you&#8217;re the sort of person who tells himself he&#8217;s playing the field, when what he really means is &#8216;I&#8217;m afraid to commit to a long-term relationship&#8217;. Unlike Isaac, who is in a long-term relationship with self-hatred.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/36ac83afad618a89a93e7e70034410b9\/tumblr_inline_n6vs9aEliU1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She hadn&#8217;t actually meant that to come out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thenameislahey: iamthefirechild: She opens her mouth to say something, then closes it sharply and obviously chooses to say something else. \u201cFemale is very \u2026 open. Tall, short? Curvy, thin? Smart, sassy, witty, shy? Or is it \u2018female\u2019 because you don\u2019t have any experiences to narrow it down with?\u201d Needling Martin is really amusing, actually. \u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-she-opens-her\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,575,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9345"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}