{"id":9355,"date":"2014-06-09T02:36:43","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T02:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-summer-snorts\/"},"modified":"2014-06-09T02:36:43","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T02:36:43","slug":"thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-summer-snorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-summer-snorts\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thenameislahey.tumblr.com\/post\/88234811976\/iamthefirechild-summer-snorts-and-giggles-i\">thenameislahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/88233467469\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-i-thought\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Summer snorts and giggles. \u201cI mean, first cousins, second cousins, what?\u201d She gestures with a finger. \u201cIt can\u2019t be your moms were sisters, because you have the same last name.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/fba2a2ceb0bc341dff47f2b5437763d0\/tumblr_inline_n6vqcyupka1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So \u2026 what\u2019s your type, Martin?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b8ba8e4bf5a5274860026fcc3e226b33\/tumblr_n6vqxkdrJb1sg8t17o1_100.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dI just told you or weren\u2019t you<em> listening<\/em>,<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0my type is <strong>female<\/strong>.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0And actually, my mom was his dad\u2019s sister.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/874f3cf3ea025a0729b7d338a9d1e9a8\/tumblr_inline_n65qu9e2NT1svuepq.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dShe kept her name,\u201d Isaac added.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b1f2c00c5110ae3dd51b4b65b4e36ba1\/tumblr_n6vqxkdrJb1sg8t17o1_r1_100.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dDon\u2019t beat around the bush,<em> cuz.<\/em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0My dad was a <em>deadbeat<\/em> so I took my <strong>mom\u2019s<\/strong> name.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Martin wasn\u2019t the least bit bothered by that fact either, he\u2019d rather not have a dad than have one that was a drunk asshole.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She opens her mouth to say something, then closes it sharply and obviously chooses to say something else.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f572f9e1d5700dd8e456135c7dacd26d\/tumblr_inline_n6vr6nS0HB1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;\/Female\/ is very &#8230; open. Tall, short? Curvy, thin? Smart, sassy, witty, shy? Or is it &#8216;female&#8217; because you don&#8217;t have any experiences to narrow it down with?&#8221; Needling Martin is really amusing, actually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thenameislahey: iamthefirechild: Summer snorts and giggles. \u201cI mean, first cousins, second cousins, what?\u201d She gestures with a finger. \u201cIt can\u2019t be your moms were sisters, because you have the same last name.\u201d &#8220;So \u2026 what\u2019s your type, Martin?&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dI just told you or weren\u2019t you listening,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-summer-snorts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,575,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9355"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}