{"id":9358,"date":"2014-06-09T02:18:06","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T02:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-i-thought\/"},"modified":"2014-06-09T02:18:06","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T02:18:06","slug":"thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-i-thought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-i-thought\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thenameislahey.tumblr.com\/post\/88231029291\/iamthefirechild-i-thought-incest-was-only-a\">thenameislahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/88230163339\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-she-looked\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>&#8220;I thought incest was only a thing where I came from.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/0a4c0cc7680b92dcac590e90852407af\/tumblr_inline_n6vok47vmt1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He is <em>remarkably<\/em>\u00a0like you, Isaac. <em>How<\/em>\u00a0distant is this cousinship?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/df5c17b19d00d55933df5816e7b8392b\/tumblr_n6vowrMgk01sg8t17o1_100.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201d<strong>Gross<\/strong>, Isaac isn\u2019t even my type.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0As good looking as he is,<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I\u2019m really more of a <em>ladies\u2019 man<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/54cba42f2e1a0c6e9681c73c86abfe83\/tumblr_inline_n3jm8qIgdK1s593n4.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dSummer, I have <em>no clue<\/em> what you\u2019re trying to ask.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Martin, any ideas?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/e452b0cc4d60d4aedfe25c76b8f64493\/tumblr_n6vowrMgk01sg8t17o1_r1_100.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dNot even a <em>little<\/em> bit.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Do you mean <strong>physical distance<\/strong>?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Summer snorts and giggles. &#8220;I mean, first cousins, second cousins, what?&#8221; She gestures with a finger. &#8220;It can&#8217;t be your moms were sisters, because you have the same last name.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/fba2a2ceb0bc341dff47f2b5437763d0\/tumblr_inline_n6vqcyupka1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So &#8230; what&#8217;s your type, Martin?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thenameislahey: iamthefirechild: &#8220;I thought incest was only a thing where I came from.&#8221; &#8220;He is remarkably\u00a0like you, Isaac. How\u00a0distant is this cousinship?\u201d \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dGross, Isaac isn\u2019t even my type.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0As good looking as he is,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I\u2019m really &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-i-thought\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,575,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9358"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}