{"id":9359,"date":"2014-06-09T02:11:42","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T02:11:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/my-will-is-as-strong-as-yours-and-my-kingdom-as-3\/"},"modified":"2014-06-09T02:11:42","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T02:11:42","slug":"my-will-is-as-strong-as-yours-and-my-kingdom-as-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/my-will-is-as-strong-as-yours-and-my-kingdom-as-3\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/skinnydefenselessheroism.tumblr.com\/post\/88230785333\/my-will-is-as-strong-as-yours-and-my-kingdom-as\">skinnydefenselessheroism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/88222982589\/my-will-is-as-strong-as-yours-and-my-kingdom-as\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/skinnydefenselessheroism.tumblr.com\/post\/88222282118\/my-will-is-as-strong-as-yours-and-my-kingdom-as\">skinnydefenselessheroism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f490ec1e72e58c168a17923482e35ccc\/tumblr_inline_n6vk86kSZV1sbd3nt.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have a\u00a0<em>kingdom<\/em> and nobody told me that? Come\u00a0<em>on<\/em>, how\u00a0<em>rude<\/em> is that?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Roscoe is your kingdom. Or maybe the internet. Or, you know, you probably rule a largish chunk of Azeroth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Roscoe would be my mighty steed, wouldn\u2019t he? I am\u00a0<em>pretty sure<\/em> I don\u2019t own a huge chunk of Azeroth, I\u2019ve got like a farm in Pandaria and that\u2019s it. Itinerant warrior and all that. Or, you know. Warlock.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Kings can be itinerant! They used to be, actually, before indoor plumbing and stuff. That&#8217;s why nobles had so many manors, they had to move around so there could be cleaning. What kind of kingdom would you want, then?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>skinnydefenselessheroism: iamthefirechild: skinnydefenselessheroism: &#8220;I have a\u00a0kingdom and nobody told me that? Come\u00a0on, how\u00a0rude is that?\u201d &#8220;Roscoe is your kingdom. Or maybe the internet. Or, you know, you probably rule a largish chunk of Azeroth.&#8221; &#8220;Roscoe would be my mighty steed, wouldn\u2019t he? I am\u00a0pretty sure I don\u2019t own a huge chunk of Azeroth, I\u2019ve got &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/09\/my-will-is-as-strong-as-yours-and-my-kingdom-as-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great.&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,867,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9359"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}