{"id":9645,"date":"2014-06-04T18:28:59","date_gmt":"2014-06-04T18:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/04\/jimmynovakisaved-send-me-a-ship-and-ill-tell\/"},"modified":"2014-06-04T18:28:59","modified_gmt":"2014-06-04T18:28:59","slug":"jimmynovakisaved-send-me-a-ship-and-ill-tell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/04\/jimmynovakisaved-send-me-a-ship-and-ill-tell\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jimmynovakisaved.tumblr.com\/post\/87532000073\/send-me-a-ship-and-ill-tell-you-who-makes-the\">jimmynovakisaved<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em><strong>send me a ship and I\u2019ll tell you who:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>makes the bed in the mornings<\/li>\n<li>has sole posession of the T.V. remote<\/li>\n<li>stays up until 2am reading<\/li>\n<li>is the bigger cuddler<\/li>\n<li>does the laundry<\/li>\n<li>mows the lawn<\/li>\n<li>is better at budgeting<\/li>\n<li>instigates the sex (and who\u2019s into the kinkier stuff)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jimmynovakisaved: send me a ship and I\u2019ll tell you who: makes the bed in the mornings has sole posession of the T.V. remote stays up until 2am reading is the bigger cuddler does the laundry mows the lawn is better at budgeting instigates the sex (and who\u2019s into the kinkier stuff)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9645"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}