{"id":9684,"date":"2014-06-03T18:09:17","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T18:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i\/"},"modified":"2014-06-03T18:09:17","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T18:09:17","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/87610538386\/iamthefirechild-i-dont-drink-coffee-how\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/87608362919\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b2471eba7c90aa017bc8522466ea91e3\/tumblr_inline_n6jx1vWNzO1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don\u2019t drink coffee \u2014 how do you not know I don\u2019t drink coffee \u2014 and the painkillers aren\u2019t \/working\/. If I throw myself from the top of the Tower, do you think it will hurt less?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/30090a70009cf819c8b4c37946da86af\/tumblr_inline_n0s79pVHHi1sxgtys.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Miss Summer, half of my life consists of making Mr. Stark coffee.\u00a0 As far as I\u2019m concerned, it could be a plausible solution to any issue.\u00a0 And no.\u00a0 Besides, do you <em>really<\/em> want to leave your cats in Mr. Stark\u2019s care?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/59e3788faf297aedc107fe060a0c15ca\/tumblr_inline_n6luc8KYwj1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ugh, god, no. You&#8217;re right, Tony would use them for experiments probably. Buttered toast and cat monorails. Ngh. I&#8217;m hydrated, the painkillers are worthless, I didn&#8217;t hit my head on anything that I know of &#8212; did someone come in and mug me in my sleep?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: &#8220;I don\u2019t drink coffee \u2014 how do you not know I don\u2019t drink coffee \u2014 and the painkillers aren\u2019t \/working\/. If I throw myself from the top of the Tower, do you think it will hurt less?&#8221; &#8220;Miss Summer, half of my life consists of making Mr. Stark coffee.\u00a0 As far as I\u2019m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9684"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}