{"id":9687,"date":"2014-06-03T18:04:15","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T18:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-that\/"},"modified":"2014-06-03T18:04:15","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T18:04:15","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-that\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/87463834721\/iamthefirechild-that-did-it-she-sat-up-a-little\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/87456706359\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-dog\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>That did it. She sat up a little bit, just enough to go looking for the ticklish spots. \u201cCan\u2019t help it,\u201d she shot back, in between return prodding. \u201cYou lie like a rug.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;That was the worst pun,&#8221; he said, trying his damnedest not to sound amused, as he retaliated in kind and tried to deflect her hands.\u00a0 &#8220;Ever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Best I could do,&#8221; she claimed, giggling and pushing his hands away. It was hard to do both, but she managed a few telling shots. &#8220;I hate puns, but sometimes &#8230; &#8221; A shrug turned into a squirm away as he found one of her weak points, and then she couldn&#8217;t talk for laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: That did it. She sat up a little bit, just enough to go looking for the ticklish spots. \u201cCan\u2019t help it,\u201d she shot back, in between return prodding. \u201cYou lie like a rug.\u201d &#8220;That was the worst pun,&#8221; he said, trying his damnedest not to sound amused, as he retaliated in kind and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/03\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-that\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9687"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}