{"id":9707,"date":"2014-06-02T16:36:49","date_gmt":"2014-06-02T16:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/02\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-5\/"},"modified":"2014-06-02T16:36:49","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T16:36:49","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/02\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-5\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/87570787656\/iamthefirechild-please-kill-me-now\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/87569656834\/please-kill-me-now\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/193278e92dc103dfb5dc0727cfac126a\/tumblr_inline_n6izcgbgum1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please kill me now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/4c642fbade0ad037fd1f81c76c22aafe\/tumblr_inline_mjhmb0BgPw1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;While I am admittedly inexperienced with human matters, that seems a touch drastic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7e37a7bf6b7a7e28fc74a5fe6efa5d60\/tumblr_inline_n6jveuGg3s1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I feel like my brain is coming out my ears, Jarvis.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Please kill me now.&#8221; &#8220;While I am admittedly inexperienced with human matters, that seems a touch drastic.&#8221; &#8220;I feel like my brain is coming out my ears, Jarvis.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9707"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}