{"id":9826,"date":"2014-06-01T04:02:50","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T04:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/tzun-gummy-bear-goddess-mmedepompadour\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T10:08:22","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T10:08:22","slug":"tzun-gummy-bear-goddess-mmedepompadour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/tzun-gummy-bear-goddess-mmedepompadour\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9826 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/tzun-gummy-bear-goddess-mmedepompadour\/attachment\/9827\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" 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portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/tzun-gummy-bear-goddess-mmedepompadour\/attachment\/9833\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/06\/tumblr_mvrabrZ4J51sc04pro6_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/tzun-gummy-bear-goddess-mmedepompadour\/attachment\/9834\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/06\/tumblr_mvrabrZ4J51sc04pro8_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tzun.tumblr.com\/post\/87458170661\/gummy-bear-goddess-mmedepompadour\">tzun<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gummy-bear-goddess.tumblr.com\/post\/86640842282\/mmedepompadour-voiceofdesert-bluffs\">gummy-bear-goddess<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mmedepompadour.tumblr.com\/post\/86632467937\/voiceofdesert-bluffs-graverobber-exploits\">mmedepompadour<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/voiceofdesert-bluffs.tumblr.com\/post\/66246572570\/graverobber-exploits-overlordrae\">voiceofdesert-bluffs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/graverobber-exploits.tumblr.com\/post\/66228024381\/overlordrae-jaimejimmyjamesjamieson-for-the\">graverobber-exploits<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/overlordrae.tumblr.com\/post\/66086228714\/jaimejimmyjamesjamieson-for-the-wife-i\">overlordrae<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jaimejimmyjamesjamieson.tumblr.com\/post\/66020823619\/for-the-wife\">jaimejimmyjamesjamieson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>For the wife.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Sorrynotsorry. It\u2019s totally for the kilts. Totally\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>holy god<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m a fan of kilts.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>WHO ARE YOU MEN IN YOUR KILTS?!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>They had to ban a thing like this from the main area of Dragoncon because it gets a little too naughty.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Pffft, no, they banned it because it was turning into sexual harassment. It&#8217;s just as harassing to flip up a kilt-wearer&#8217;s skirt as it is to flip up anyone else&#8217;s skirt, regardless of the tool you use to do it with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tzun: gummy-bear-goddess: mmedepompadour: voiceofdesert-bluffs: graverobber-exploits: overlordrae: jaimejimmyjamesjamieson: For the wife. I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it. Sorrynotsorry. It\u2019s totally for the kilts. Totally\u2026 holy god I\u2019m a fan of kilts. WHO ARE YOU MEN IN YOUR KILTS?! They had to ban a thing like this from the main area of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/tzun-gummy-bear-goddess-mmedepompadour\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9826"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9835,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9826\/revisions\/9835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}