{"id":9836,"date":"2014-06-01T03:40:48","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T03:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-dog\/"},"modified":"2014-06-01T03:40:48","modified_gmt":"2014-06-01T03:40:48","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-dog\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/87456496186\/iamthefirechild-dog-toes-are-noisy-thats-the\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/87456330499\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Dog toes are noisy, that\u2019s the problem. Non-retractable. Plus I think she\u2019s afraid she\u2019ll get stepped on if she doesn\u2019t make herself known. Bit like someone else I know.&#8221; Unsubtly, she poked him in the side.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Well I am sprawled out on the floor,&#8221; Tony said, purposely missing the point.\u00a0 &#8220;So getting stepped on could happen.\u00a0 I mean, just look at this, someone fell over on top of me.&#8221;\u00a0 He prodded her in the ribs.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That did it. She sat up a little bit, just enough to go looking for the ticklish spots. &#8220;Can&#8217;t help it,&#8221; she shot back, in between return prodding. &#8220;You lie like a rug.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Dog toes are noisy, that\u2019s the problem. Non-retractable. Plus I think she\u2019s afraid she\u2019ll get stepped on if she doesn\u2019t make herself known. Bit like someone else I know.&#8221; Unsubtly, she poked him in the side. &#8220;Well I am sprawled out on the floor,&#8221; Tony said, purposely missing the point.\u00a0 &#8220;So getting stepped &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/06\/01\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-dog\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9836"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}